September 23, 2019September 24, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

TEKASHI 6IX9INE TELLS JUDGE WHO SHOT BIGGIE, TUPAC, JFK, WHAT’S AT AREA 51, THAT THE CHICKEN CAME BEFORE THE EGG, WHAT’S REALLY WRONG WITH KANYE, IDENTITY OF ZODIAC KILLER, WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD, WHY THE HULK COULDN’T BEAT THANOS, WHO THE GOAT IS BETWEEN KAREEM, JORDAN AND LEBRON LOCATION OF THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK, HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP

September 11, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

NFL OPENING WEEKEND TURNS GOOD FATHERS INTO DEADBEAT DADS

August 20, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

TEACHERS PREPARE FOR NEW SCHOOL YEAR BY GETTING CUSSED OUT BY AN OLD DRUNKEN SAILOR.

August 7, 2019August 8, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

THE URBAN BEET’S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

July 30, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

A$AP ROCKY TO CHANGE NAME TO $YWISY ROCKY

July 21, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

CAM NEWTON SLATED TO PORTRAY HARRIET TUBMAN IN NEW BIOPIC

July 15, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

MAN HIRES HIS DEADBEAT FATHER THEN MAKES HIM WAIT ON PAYDAY AND NEVER SHOWS UP.

July 5, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

4TH OF JULY BBQ ENDS IN BRAWL AFTER HOST INSISTS THAT A HOTDOG IS A SANDWICH.

June 10, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

THE BEST OF THE URBAN BEET

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

MUGGERS COMPLAIN THAT DEBIT CARD HACKERS ARE LEAVING PEOPLE TOO BROKE TO BE WORTH MUGGING.