The Urban Beet

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020 theurbanbeetweekly

FIVE DAYS INTO 2020 67% OF THE NATION HAS GIVEN UP ON NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

December 26, 2019March 23, 2020 theurbanbeetweekly

CHRISTMAS FIGHT ENSUES AFTER MAN GIVES HIS FATHER-IN-LAW THE MONEY HE OWES HIM AS A PRESENT

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS & HOMICIDES OVER THE WHITE ELEPHANT GAME INCREASED BY 27% THIS CHRISTMAS.

December 15, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

PARENTS ARE MAKING CHILDREN LOOK LIKE BABY YODA IN HOPES THEY WILL BE ACCEPTED AND PROTECTED.

December 15, 2019March 23, 2020 theurbanbeetweekly

FATHER AND SON START UBER-AIR SERVICE FROM COMPTON AIRPORT

December 9, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

DAVID LEE ROTH SUES LIZZO FOR COVERING HIS MATERIAL BY NOT USING MATERIAL TO COVER.

December 2, 2019December 4, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

GOSPEL SINGING GROUP HEATHEN & THE PHILISTINES SUFFERS LOW RECORD SALES.

December 1, 2019March 23, 2020 theurbanbeetweekly

NEW SLOGAN FOR COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR: FLUID FOR BOTH GENDERS

November 26, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

GRANDMOTHER SAYS SHE’S SERVING POPEYE’S CHICKEN SANDWICHES FOR THANKSGIVING.

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

STEVE HARVEY IS A VAMPIRE WHO’S BEEN WORKING IN ENTERTAINMENT FOR A LONG TIME