The Urban Beet

March 3, 2019March 6, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

R. KELLY DISTRAUGHT AFTER WATCHING LEAVING NEVERLAND SAYS HE WILL NEVER LISTEN TO MICHAEL JACKSON AGAIN

February 17, 2019February 18, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

AUTHORITIES NOW SUSPECT HIKER PAID MOUNTAIN LION TO ATTACK HIM

February 10, 2019February 10, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

PRISON GANG FIGHT SETTLED BY “BADDEST ONE HIT MY HAND”

February 3, 2019February 10, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

MAN BRINGS A BURRITO AND A HALF EATEN CAKE AS HIS CONTRIBUTION TO SUPER BOWL PARTY

January 27, 2019January 29, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

MOTHER SUES DAUGHTER AFTER BABYSITTING GRANDKIDS BECAUSE “THEY SHOULD’VE BEEN RAISED BETTER THAN THAT”

January 20, 2019January 20, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

PLAYA CLAIMS HE AIN’T MAD AFTER LEAVING WOMEN’S MARCH WITHOUT GETTING ONE PHONE NUMBER OR INSTAGRAM DM RETURNED

January 13, 2019February 5, 2019 theurbanbeetweekly

FAMILY SNEAKS ENTIRE SUNDAY DINNER INTO MOVIE THEATER.

January 6, 2019February 16, 2020 theurbanbeetweekly

R. KELLY FANS BLAME PARENTS, GOD, AND FAIRY GODMOTHERS FOR NOT PROTECTING UNDERAGE GIRLS.

December 30, 2018December 30, 2018 theurbanbeetweekly

Man Files For Divorce Because His Wife Still Hasn’t Watched Bird Box.

December 23, 2018 theurbanbeetweekly

Man Dressed As Santa Claus Goes To Strip Club And Refuses To Pay For Lap Dances.